The unwritten rules of getting a blowjob

Getting a blow job is a gift, not something you are owed and so here are a few tips to make sure you behave like a gentleman if you are lucky enough to get one.

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Consent – Obviously you don’t just whip your penis out and try and stick it in a ladies mouth, all that’s going to get you is a trip to A&E and a one way pass to singledom. Make sure that your partner actually wants to give you head and do not beg or whine or try and blackmail her into it, that’s just rubbish.

Eye Contact – Do not try and stare into her eyes the whole time, that’s just creepy and may cause her to lose concentration and accidentally bite something, or she may feel like you are judging her which is not going to help the situation! Feel free to give her some loving glances and a soulful look every now and then but stop there.

Comfy – Make sure that she is in a comfortable position. If she is on her knees in front of you, try offering her a pillow or something to stop that tell tale rug burn. Whatever position she ends up in, try to take the pressure off of her as much as you can as nobody is going to enjoy giving head if their neck is killing them.

Hands – Don’t just lie there with your hands behind your head or stand there with them on your hips, that’s disrespectful. Use them! Stroke your partner, stroke yourself, anything, just do NOT use them to push her head down so that you are deeper inside her throat because again…biting.

Show appreciation – Don’t lie/stand there like a dead fish with a bone poking out, make some noise, pant a bit, grunt for all I care, but show her you are enjoying it because the more she knows you are, the more she will enjoy doing it.

Grooming – You don’t have to shave it all off and apply a scented moisturiser or anything but make sure you are clean and have trimmed away any ridiculously long hairs before she goes down there because Nobody wants a pubic toothpick.

Don’t thrust – Do you want to be arrested for impaling someone on your penis? Could you live down choking someone to death with your member? Do you enjoy the feeling of hot vomit on your dick? If the answer to all of the above is no, then for the love of god, do NOT start thrusting like you’re controlling the oars in a sinking boat, Because that is just rude and possibly dangerous. Also…DEFINITE Biting.

And at the finishing line…Well. it’s the finish! Don’t ejaculate unannounced into an unprepared ladies mouth. Let her know you are close and then she will decide how to proceed. She may stop and finish you with a hand or she may carry on with the knowledge that she is getting a sperm smoothie any second. Either way, Let her know.

Now go…and show the ladies that you are a true blowjob Gentleman.

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