Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

The sale of sex toys in 2020 certainly had a bit of a boost thanks to us all being grounded for a lot of the year. There were those of you in lockdown who could not justify buying a new one because of lost income or maybe you had yet to buy your first sex toy ever and were overwhelmed by all the options online and so did not end up choosing one. Another option of course is you just flat out killed your old one with overuse!

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Whatever the reason, many people turned to inventive ways to make their own version of their favourite toy to keep them busy during lockdown.

Here are the most commonly used household items that were used:

Fruit and Vegetables – Cast your mind back to your sex ed lessons, what did your teacher use to demonstrate condom use? A banana or cucumber seems to be the most common answer and for good reason! Although it may be a little optimistic in terms of size sometimes, the shape itself is very phallic and for that reason they are the go to choices for a penis replacement it seems.

Cleanliness should of course be forefront in your mind and all food products should be thoroughly cleaned before use and preferably covered with a condom. Cleaning again is a must if you are planning to actually eat the item in question afterwards! Short of anything of the Scoville scale, most things could be used at a pinch as long as it is clean and large enough to not lose inside your body,

Electric Toothbrush – This is obviously closest to the world’s favourite Rampant Rabbit thanks to it’s vibrations. Using the end of the toothbrush and NOT the bit that cleans your teeth, you can get a very effective vibrator. Interestingly, you can actually buy an attachment online that you change out your brush head for that is shaped like a rounded massage head. Proving once again that if you build it…they will ‘cum’.

Showerhead – This is more of a clitoral stimulator than an actual dildo but can be used to great effect. It also has the very handy side effect of having no clean up afterwards as you are already in the shower! Experiment between cold and warm water for extra thrills but be careful not to scald anything!

Phone – Want to use your phone to masturbate? There’s an app for that! No seriously…You can actually download vibration apps with different settings for you to use to pleasure yourself. It shouldn’t need to be said that you should use this over your clothes or inside a sock or something so you don’t ruin your phone or accidentally get more of a shock than you were expecting! 

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